dylan hayes is the best

Approximately 4: 57 pm: Knock on the door
4:58: OHMYGOD DYLAN HAS A ROCKET POPCICLE that I have been longing for since April
4:59: I begin to enjoy my rocket popcicle
several milliseconds later: the red part of the rocket makes a crash landing on my floor. houston, we have a problem
very little time passes: rescue mission is in progress and the red top is saved
5:00-5:01: the mission is back on track
5:10-5:13: mission complete. the rocket lands safely in my stomach and it is beautiful.

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