For Joseph

Do you see my arm?

long overdue

HELLO DELICIOUS! The swiss cheese on top was questionable though.
Also, VISUALIZE THE MOST DELICIOUS BACON CHEESEBURGER OF YOUR LIFE
then put an over easy egg inside. I wish I had pictures.

COMING SOON:
the epic "I EAT 4 HOT DOGS AND GET ON SPIKES WALL OF FAME"

I don't know how I feel about caps lock.

pie face

Dear devoted blog fans,

I have some great food pictures for you, but my photographers have been very busy with their own lives and have yet to give me the pictures. I'm thinking about firing them, but in the mean time, please enjoy this pie head picture taken on my high-quality computer camera. It is a raspberry cheesecake swirl made by Alex.

Happy eating!

Judging by these pictures, Dylan is not a very good teacher or I am not a very good learner. We can pretend that it's the former.

This is microwavable Pakistani food. Mommy's Readymeals.

The chicken was gross and the rice was good, but really spicy. The fire department almost had to come over (my god, I am hilarious).

Ramen noodles with really great animal faces. It's like a zoo in a bowl. They were eaten by Vivian and not me.

Also, please take note of my new banner made by Alex. Pancakes and syrup. POURING ACTION INCLUDED. I hope whoever this picture belongs to doesn't get mad at me.

Alright, forget about the sandwiches because I found these really great gingerbread cookies in the Met. It was like a sign from god. There was also one that said: "I have nothing to say" but I decided that this one was definitely god's message to me.

Dylan tried to teach me how to take good food pictures, and this is what happened:

By Dylan

By Lily (before Dylan's lesson)

Also, if I was more mature, I wouldn't think that that exclamation point was inappropriately placed. The cookie was really hard.

It is really too bad that I don't know how to use my camera properly, so I always have ugly pictures of delicious food, but here they are anyway:

Todai is great because I don't get charged full price and also because I always sit near the desserts. This is how I eat my meals:

Plate 1: sushi
Plate 2: dessert
Plate 3: hot food (ie: tempura)
Plate 4: 1 crepe
Plate 5: more sushi
Plate 6: edamame
Plate 7: cookies

It's really not as much as it sounds.

Okay, it is 2:33 am and I am video ichatting with Alex, who lives like 2000 feet away from me. So I asked myself, "What hobbies do I have?"
Answer: not a lot
Solution: update the best thing in my life
Problem: NO PICTURES
Second solution: FLICKR
Fruits of my labor:


Mmm, avocados. Praise the baby Jesus.

Alright, some people I know named Alex have been giving me shit about not actually consuming the food or even coming in contact with the food I show here so this is what I ate, I'm sorry it is not as great looking as the above pictures:


Part of my table during Christmas. I don't know where the rest of the table is.